30 April 2018

Avengers: Infinity War

#AvengersInfinityWar: Best *Every*-Superhero-Including-The-Kitchen-Sink Movie, Ever! 

One of the most *spectacular* unnerving endings I've ever seen! 👏👏👏 for #KevinFeige to rest the fate of a $15B (yup, with a *B*!!) franchise on something like that. 

PS. Thor+Rocket+Groot=😂





29 April 2018

LeBron Second Best Player Behind... Bill Russell

You're right... @RealBillRussell is an impossible standard to reach. I think #LeBron will be just fine being his runner-up... ☺️

Cavaliers (Just About) Beat the Pacers in Round 1

#WhateverItTakes...


No #LeBron no problem?! The #KevinLove Show?! #Tristan finally out of the TMZ doghouse?! #Cavs pull a #KevinFeige & assemble the B-Team to save the day!


PS. Did #OKC secure #Pacers' future with #Oladipo & #Sabonis('s kid)...🤷‍♂️

#NBAPlayoffs...man!😯

#NBA

28 April 2018

RIP William Nack

RIP #WilliamNack. Discovered him thanks to TBH's love of horseracing. 

Do yourself a favour & check out the longform pieces in @SI_Longform/@SInow vault, esp #Secretariat...& Jackie Robinson...& Bobby Fischer...& (original)GOAT Ali...&...

#PureHeart

https://t.co/1qS0RHau5M

27 April 2018

Cavaliers Get Smashed by Pacers in Game 6

Well, that was something... 


But, #LeBron has to win a First Round Game 7 at home, right?! Right?! 😐


Yeah, #Cavs, #WhateverItTakes is right!


PS. The #Oladipo show!


PPS. #Lance: 🤯 or 🤣?!


Steelers Trade Up to Draft a... QB?!

Wait?! What?! #MasonRudolph?!😱


So... #BigBen needs to compare notes with #Flacco, huh?! 😰


#Steelers #NFLDraft



Let the Sunshine In (Un beau soleil interieur)

#LetTheSunshineIn: Denis, #Binoche & #Depardieu: together at last! Delightfully tart/meandering rom-dram (romantic dramedy?🤓) anchored by a luminous Binoche. PS Watch this space, JB & CD have an intriguing sci-fi(?!) in the works. In the immortal words of #BartScott: can't wait!



26 April 2018

Ryan Shazier Walks to Announce Steelers Draft Pick

OMG!!!! #Shazier!!! #Shalieve


👏😭


#Steelers #NFLDraft2018 

Steelers Trade Martavis Bryant

Oh no, say it ain't so #Martavis... gone... for a 75th pick?! Oh man, seems like a bad move, but luckily I'm not an #NFL GM, so what do I know? 🤷‍♀️


Oh, well, it sure was fun while it lasted, eh?!


#Steelers #HereWeGo



25 April 2018

Cavaliers Eke Out a Win Against the Pacers (Again)

You'd think when you're up 12 & your #LeBron gets 44-10-8, you'd win going away... but why make it easy, huh #Cavs?! 😐

PS. #Sabonis's kid's gonna be great... but he's already a better defender than Dad, right?! 🤗 #Pacers 

#CLEvIND #NBA 

LeBron: Turnover, Block... Game-Winning 3?!?!!?!!???!??!

OMBG!!!!!!!!!!!! #LeBron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucky

#Lucky: Wonderful little valentine/sendoff (sigh…😔) for Stanton, one of our great character actors. Chockfull of piquant perfs from a cast stuffed with other great CAs. Great debut by one of *my* favourite CAs (JC) Lynch. PS (The other?!) Lynch is great in *front* of the camera



Reply to Andy Roddick Tweet

😂 Pure gold Andy. We need to get you on a sports talk show, stat!

PS. You went toe-to-bl**dy-toe with Fed, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

24 April 2018

Liverpool (Handily) Beat Roma in UCL Semis (But...)

If a legend like Stevie #Gerrard declares #MoSalah the greatest footballer in the world, who are we to argue?! 😇 What a win for #LFC's own Big 3: #Firmino, #Mane, Salah!
Buuuuuut... those two late goals #Klopp gave up means #Roma has hope...😰
#Liverpool #LIVROM #UCL
#YNWA!!!

23 April 2018

Rafa Wins Monte Carlo Masters (Again)

Death... Taxes... #Rafa winning a clay title...

Congrats to #KingOfClay for 11th(!) #RolexMCMasters. One of these days people will realise that #Nadal's clay record is one of *the* greatest achievements in #tennis/sport/humankind


PS Congrats to #BryanBrothers for winning too😀

22 April 2018

Cavs Pull Out Close Win vs Pacers

Not dead yet! Thank G*d for... Kyle Bl**dy #Korver?! #LeBron lives to fight another day. #Cavs 

 

PS. If #LanceStephenson's gonna act like a WWE heel, he may as well pull some wrestling moves on the court 😯. This whole #INDvCLE thing's a dogfight! 


#NBA

Mo Salah Wins Player of the Year

Man, it just keeps getting better for #Klopp's troops. #MoSalah wins #PFA #POTY (was there ever any doubt?! 🤗)! So... that means the treble is still alive... #BallonDOr, #UCL next 🤩 


#LFC #Liverpool




RIP Verne Troyer

RIP #VerneTroyer. He was so good as #MiniMe in #AustinPowers. Good example of not letting a seeming "handicap" get in the way of a full life.

20 April 2018

Someone Called Bogdanovic Hands LeBron Back-Breaking Game 3 Loss

Look, I was bracing myself for the end of this run... but I had no idea that I needed to brace myself for a... #Bogdanovic?! Who?! Wha?! 7-9 3pts?! #LeBron (& #Cavs) drop that all-important Game 3 to #Pacers. 🙀 #INDvCLE #NBA

Godard Mon Amour (Le Redoutable)

#GodardMonAmour: Look, for a philistine like me, this was a cheeky, extremely meta deconstruction/reinforcement of the #Godard myth, in fact, one could say, a wannabe-Godard-ian look at, uh, Godard 😇 Love the retro (35mm!🎥👏) cinematography, & Garrel & esp Martin are excellent.