25 September 2007

They Should Revoke My Indian Citizenship!

First, out of the blue, some white guy at Borders tells me that India beat Australia in the semi-finals of Twenty20 World Cup...


Then, my colleague Bartley Edmund Jenniches IV, a white guy from Michigan, had to tell me about India beating Pakistan in the finals of the Twenty20 World Cup!


Add this to the fact that:
(a) I can't drink Scotch;
(b) I can't gamble/play cards effectively;
(c) I can't play pool/billiards/snooker;
(d) I can't do engineering even though I work for the world's most famous tech company.

They should revoke my Indian-ness and disavow any knowledge of my existence.


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