The University of Maryland, Baltimore County Retrievers (Who?!) Pull Off the Biggest College Sports Upset, Ever!

The greatest upset in the history of all mankind... well, American college sports! #UMBC (who?!) blasts #Virginia for the first 16-over-a-1 seed victory, ever! #Madness, #MarchMadness!

PS. Gawd, this is just gonna make @PabloTorre even more insufferable than he already is, rite?