Newly-Minted Scherzer Beats the Awful Astros

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Welcome(back #Mookie🤟) to LA Max #Scherzer💪!

Man, poor #Kornheiser's loss is definitively the #Dodgers's gain!

Plus, any loss for #Cheatstros, er #Trashstros, er [Bleep!]#Altuve's, er #Astros is a win for all that's good & just in our world😂!