It would just so happen that the first time in a long, long, long time that Love (the Cirque Du Soleil show which incorporates music from The Beatles) had to be halted during the performance because of "technical difficulties" would be the one time we would be there...
The often humorous adventures of a roguish anti-hero of low social degree living by his wits in a corrupt society
03 February 2008

This was the first time I've ever had to take an elevator directly to a restaurant.
This was the first time I've ever seen a bartender sniff his drinks to make sure they were fine.
This was the first time I've ever seen a busboy chill crystal martini glasses by putting ice and water in them.
This was the first time I'd ever seen a waiter filter a bottle of Port immediately after opening it because it was that old.
This was the first time I've paid so much for so little crab.
This is livin' large in Vegas, baby!
30 January 2008

Our favorite off-kilter Indian cricketer is about to return to action in the upcoming triangular ODI series between India, Australia, and Sri Lanka.
Here is a bit from the great Lawrence Booth that explains the goofball charm of our friend Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, or simply, Sreesanth:
But his pieces de resistance remain his attempts to unsettle members of the opposition with a brand of sledging that combines the wit of Oscar Wilde with the linguistic facility of, well, Oscar Wilde's son.
Here he recalls an altercation with Brian Lara.
"He defended a ball with an exaggerated back-and-across movement and I just stood there and murmured my disapproval. Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'Is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around
nervously?' I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."
From buffoonery to adulation in a few sentences! Sreesanth at his clownish best!
LINKS
Wikipedia
26 January 2008





Okay, so the headline wasn't exactly original (I've seen many variations on the web), but the shock is palpable nonetheless.
I mean, Roger Federer was not playing his best tennis, we all know that, but all of us (including, I'm sure, himself) were expecting him to win his 13th slam, especially considering the fate of his nemesis Rafael Nadal.
Novak Djokovic has the game - that's never been in doubt - but as evidenced by his unravelling at the end of his match against David Ferrer (the Energizer Bunny of Tennis) his mental and emotional faculties have always been in contention.
That is until his tight, straight-sets win over the Greatest Player Who Ever Lived.
Great, just bloody great.
I like Djokovic, I really do. He has a big game. He is a wonderful shot-maker. He has gained some amount of notoriety thanks to his YouTube videos of tennis impressions. People in the US have somewhat heard of him (a miracle in and of itself).
But the only thing keeping Tennis in the general consciousness here is the unparalleled genius of Federer (and, um, the unparalleled "commercial" genius of Maria Sharapova...but more on that later). If this truly is the end of Federer, then Tennis is finished.
Yes, I said that Tennis is finished.
Without widespread American support, Tennis cannot survive at the highest level, even internationally.
Great, just bloody great.
On top of that Shriekin' Sharapova took out the poor, sweet Ana Ivanovic in straight sets to win the Australian Open (Ivanovic gave a very emotional, heartfelt speech that transcended her broken English - apparently they don't give media training in war-torn Serbia).
It looks like the gutless Tiger Woods is going to run away with the Buick Invitational (Is it any accident that his first tournament of the year is sponsored by one of the companies he endorses and it just happens to fall on an NFL-dark weekend so he gets all the sports headlines? I think not.)
Great, just bloody great.
At this point nothing is going to stop the New England Cheat-riots, Bill "Spygate" Belichick, and Tom "The Boot" Brady from completing their perfect season.
Great, just bloody great.
And there is that voice inside my head telling me that somehow, someway, India is going to lose the deciding Test against Australia.
They may have come back from a soul-shattering defeat to inflict a thrashing on the mighty Aussies (and keep them from setting their own Consecutive Test Victory record) and put up a big first innings in this last match (which included a century from Sachin Tendulkar when it actually mattered - imagine that!) but India, as we all know, is the master of that oft-used term "Flatter to Deceive" (applied to such sports entities like Marat Safin, Peyton Manning, the Phoenix Suns, Amelie Mauresmo, David Beckham, Gabriela Sabatini, Tiki Barber, the 2006 - 2007 USC Football Team, the 2006 French Football Team, the New England Patriots' Super Bowl Competition, Terrell Owens, Jelena Jankovic, Alex Rodriguez, The National League, Andy Roddick, Barry Sanders, etc.)
Great, just bloody great.
LINKS
ESPN: Patrick McEnroe
ESPN: Bonnie D. Ford
SI: Jon Wertheim
The Times: Neil Harman
The Guardian: Steve Bierley
24 January 2008

A funny thing happened on the way to Federer - Nadal.
Who?
Why, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga of course.
He's the flame-throwing, forehand-smacking, serve-bombing, fearless, rousing, engaging, energetic, fantastic, upstart Frenchman who has mowed through the likes of Andy Murray, Richard Gasquet, Mikhail Youzhny, and finally, the seemingly indestructable Rafael Nadal.
I remember seeing him a few years ago at the US Open and agreeing with the commentators when they said that he had uncommon shot-making ability (I'll say, he had 49 winners against Nadal!) but was a bit heavy and immature.
Boy, did he turn things around fast.
I'm not saying he's going to defeat Fed, but I think it'll be an entertaining match all the way.

LINKS
ESPN Story
ESPN Video
Really?!That's what they're calling the new James Bond movie?!
Quantum of Solace?!
What the ef, dude....what the ef?!
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Yahoo! News Story
Just because you love little, "indie" films like The Savages, doesn't mean that you have to be a, um, savage to watch them.
Yup, in the new Landmark West Los Angeles they have couches with little side-tables in the movie theatres.
Couches.
Yup, that's how we do out here on the West-saeeeeeed....
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The Landmark, West Los Angeles
23 January 2008

James Blake apparently put up one helluva fight, but at the end it was another straight-set win for the peerless Roger Federer.
I think people take Fed for granted, but it's not easy, not easy at all, to do what he does, and I don't think most people (especially the mainstream American sports media) realize that he has to play his best to beat the best players in the world time and time again...
And if I hear one more word about that idiot Tiger Woods (his usual brave, outspoken self on the whole Golfweek cover brouhaha) I swear I'm gonna throw up.
Here is a great story of that Federer-Blake match written by the fantastic Christopher Clarey of The New York Times (edited a bit, you can read the whole thing by clicking on the link below the story):
Federer Makes Another Statement
MELBOURNE, Australia — Even after winning 12 Grand Slam singles titles, Roger Federer can still catch spectators off guard.
It happened as Federer was facing James Blake of the United States in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open Wednesday night. Federer was down by 1-2 in the second-set tie breaker and had just played a poor defensive point, looking off rhythm and in a mood almost dark enough to match his black socks.
Up he trudged to the service line and then, out of his funk, came nothing less than tennis magic: he half-volleyed a typically huge return from Blake, then easily handled the next parry, a blistering approach shot, and then, to finish off, whipped a forehand passing shot crosscourt for a winner.
“Those are the points you like to see on replay later,” Federer said.
With no time to think or fret, it had all been about instinct, and just like that, Federer was on his way to a higher level, as if someone had pushed the fast forward button on a DVR. He took the next point, another extended delight, with an overhead winner off a high bouncing lob from Blake that landed near Federer’s baseline.
Blake put hand to strings and clapped, not nearly as stunned as the 15,000 fans in Rod Laver Arena. “Nothing he does surprises me,” Blake said after Federer’s 7-5, 7-6 (5), 6-4 victory. “It frustrates me, but nothing surprises me.
“I played two unbelievable points at 2-1. I couldn’t have hit those balls any harder, couldn’t have put him on his back foot anymore. He just flicks his wrist, puts it back to neutral. It’s tough to deal with. Really, the only person I ever played that could do that was Andre. And Andre couldn’t move the way Roger does. Andre didn’t serve the way Roger does.”
Andre would be Andre Agassi, the now-retired American champion who didn’t have much luck against Federer either in the final years of his career. But Blake, a former Harvard student, is, to his continuing chagrin, well placed to analyze Federer’s talents. Wednesday’s defeat was his eighth in eight attempts against tennis’s multi-tooled equivalent of a Swiss army knife.
It was hard to escape Federer’s shadow. Asked if he felt unfortunate or fortunate to play in the age of Federer, Blake mulled it over. “I’m sure the guys in years past are wondering how their games would match up against him,” he said. “So at least I know mine clearly doesn’t match up very well.“It’s frustrating that some of us maybe feel like we could have one or two or more Grand Slams if Roger wasn’t around.”
Federer has not been at his flowing best here, going five sets with Janko Tipsarevic in the third round and looking edgy at times. Federer plays the No. 3 seed, Novak Djokovic, 20, in the semifinals on Friday and could end with No. 2 Rafael Nadal — who meets the unseeded Frenchman Jo-Wilfried Tsonga — in the final on Sunday.
Neither Djokovic nor Nadal has lost a set here.
“He’s still my favorite to win the tournament,” Blake said of Federer, explaining that he would only believe Federer was not the favorite after someone had beaten him consistently on hardcourts the way Nadal has on European clay.
For now, Federer is back in his 15th straight Grand Slam semifinal, a record by a wide margin. And his victory against Blake also guaranteed that Nadal, even with the trophy in hand, cannot pass him to become No. 1 in the rankings after this tournament.
Djokovic, who has lost five of six matches to Federer, raised eyebrows this week by referring to Federer’s dominance in the past tense. “The players start to feel that he’s beatable,” he said.
Asked for his reaction, Federer chose to play it cool. “Heard it before and don’t read it anymore, because it’s the same thing over and over again,” he said. “You’re coming here to hopefully do well, and then win the tournament if you’re one of the top 10 guys. That’s reality. That’s nothing new. That’s not cocky. That’s confidence.”
Links
NYT Story

Only 28 and his career was just taking off.
Here is a wonderfully written piece by A.O. Scott in The New York Times. Really makes you wish you could have had more...
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NYT Appraisal


Three of the four semi-finalists at this year's Australian Open are all from the tiny, war-torn country of Serbia.
Not only that, but Novak Djokovic, Ana Ivanovic, and especially the sweet and charming Jelena Jankovic have the game and the engaging personalities that makes it so much fun to watch then play.
Links
Wikipedia: Jelena Jankovic
Wikipedia: Novak Djokovic
Wikipedia: Ana Ivanovic
22 January 2008
Found dead in his apartment in Manhattan at age 28. No evidence of foul play, but apparently they found some pills nearby.
So very, very sad. His career was really taking off, he was young, he had a daughter. The whole world lay at his feet...
Links
Google News
21 January 2008
Okay, so let's forget for the moment that there may actually be no Oscars this year; since the nominations are going to be announced on Tuesday, 22 January 2008, here are my predictions (ranked in likelihood of winning).
Mind you, these are not who I think should be nominated, but who will be nominated...
[Hint: the photos give away my preferences from the likely nominees.]
Best Picture
No Country for Old Men
Atonement
There Will Be Blood
Michael Clayton
Juno
Best Director
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood
Julian Schnabel, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Sean Penn, Into the Wild
Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
Best Actor
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood
George Clooney, Michael Clayton
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
Emile Hirsch, Into the Wild
Best Actress
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose
Julie Christie, Away From Her
Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley, Atonement
Ellen Page, Juno
Best Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
Hal Holbrook, Into The Wild
Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson's War
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton
Best Supporting Actress
Amy Ryan, Gone Baby Gone
Cate Blanchett, I'm Not There
Ruby Dee, American Gangster
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement
Best Original Screenplay
Diablo Cody, Juno
Tony Gilroy, Michael Clayton
Tamara Jenkins, The Savages
Nancy Oliver, Lars and the Real Girl
Judd Apatow, Knocked Up [Oh God...]
Best Adapted Screenplay
Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, No Country for Old Men
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood
Sean Penn, Into the Wild
Ronald Harwood, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Christopher Hampton, Atonement













