21 May 2009

My Friend's Wife's Movie!


My friend Roopak "Rupi Sallu" Saluja is married to famous Bollywood actress Tara Sharma.

Tara is pregnant and funny thing is she has a movie coming out in which, wait for it, she plays a pregnant woman.

It's a sweet, low-budget comedy called Suno Na... and needs all the word-of-mouth help it can get. So go check it out and tell your friends.


LINKS

NowRunning.com: Suno Na Preview

20 May 2009

The Indian Elections: Harsh Rohatgi's Brilliant Analysis


My other old pal Harsh Krishna Rohatgi also did his own brilliant analysis of the recently-concluded Indian Elections.

PS. Sorry, no Sarah Michelle Gellar photo for Harsh :-( Though, on the other hand, he is running NDTV!


Dude, this is a great thing. I didn't think they would be able to get close to a majority with the bunch of allies they had.

BUT, now that we all have the benefit of hindsight, I'd like to put down a few factors leading to their victory. Some of these were of his doing, and some of others:

- Focus on the rural economy with 2 major initiatives: the National Rural Employment Guarantee Act (Google it to learn more about this; quite a remarkable piece of legislation, though with enough scope for corruption, etc.) and the loan waiver for farmers. After a few decades, the terms of trade have started to shift towards the rural economy, so even while there is a fair bit of stress in the urban economy, and some sectors which are necessarily dependent on the urban economy (real estate, cars and commercial vehicles to a large extent and the print and TV news media), what I have seen in my business is that the consumer goods companies are recording great growth rates in sales. Essentially, chunks of the rural economy have started to play catch-up, though still a long way to go - which also means, there is much headroom in terms of growth and opportunities.

- Growth of regional parties that ate into the BJP/NDA's vote-share: two examples are Raj Thakeray's MNS in Maharashtra and Chiranjeevi's party in Andhra Pradesh. Both hurt the BJP and its allies, and ended up helping the Congress

- Urban areas have appreciated the development of basic necessities and infrastructure: note the Congress clean-sweep in both Delhi and Bombay (though the MNS did hurt the Shiv Sena/BJP in Bombay)

- National Security is an electoral non-issue: most of India is too busy trying to survive on a daily basis to worry about the nuclear bomb, Pakistan, Taliban, Al Qaeda, etc. What matters to them is the basics, and who they believe can deliver them to them in the short-term. The BJP made a big issue of national security and it did nothing for them. Most voters in India are actually pretty immune to current affairs as they are media-dark as far as current affairs and news go. Within that, half the population is women, who really don't give a toss. If they are not being told who to vote for by their menfolk, they would probably base their vote on empathy (notice how Lalu Prasad and Indira Gandhi and now, to a lesser extent Sonia, kept getting the votes) or who they believe will provide them with basic services that affect their daily lives: running drinking water, roads, electricity, primary health, schools, etc.

- Allying with the US: again, another non-issue. Most people don't know and don't care.

- Nationalisation of government-owned companies, increasing sectoral caps on foreign-investment: These are the issues of the Left parties in India. Organised labour in India comprises 30 million out of a total work-force of 500 million. So far, the organised labour managed to create a strong political space amongst themselves, and therefore propped the Left (not the complete story as to how they've lasted so long in Bengal, but certainly a part of it). For the common man, these are again non-issues, though it can become an emotive one at particular points in time. The Left parties seem to disconnected with what people want, that they really screwed themselves over. Good thing too...

At a macro-level, India is a federation of many different peoples. In order for any political party to manage to get a positive verdict from so many different aspirations, levels of development, etc., it is imperative that any such pan-India political formation tread the centrist path. At best, a bit left-of-centre. The BJP managed to form a government by actually moving close to the centre. The reason why the BJP screwed itself up this time around was possibly because they moved too far to the right. And the Commies moved too far to the left, possibly believing that their inordinately good electoral performance was a nod for them to move further to the left. I think they got that the last time around because the Congress possibly was not the usual left-of-centre. I'm sure there is better political analysis available out there as to why this happened.

The lesson that the politicos have to get from this is that people want basic bread-and-butter issues to be addressed. Most other issues are too far removed and out of most peoples' abilities to comprehend. I hope the new Congress government bears that in mind. The way I see it, they should continue to invest in the rural areas, and also create better conditions for private investment in the urban-economy. That would be doing India a big favour.

The guy who probably understood all of this and got it right was Rahul Gandhi. I think he figured what the electoral issues were - either in peoples' minds or latent, but waiting to come out. He tapped into it more effectively than all the others and it paid off for him. Good on him. Seems an honest and earnest fellow. If he decides to remain outside the government and working to revive the Congress, he will really go up in my estimation. Let's see...

Okay dude, trust that was enough!

Quiero Que Me Quieras


Okay, so I really liked Rudo y Cursi more than I should have, but it was a fun little movie regardless.

Diego Luna was very, very good.

One of the highlights was Gael Garcia Bernal (love that guy) doing a hilarious, in-character cover of Cheap Trick's "I Want You To Want Me."

Click below to watch Tato a.k.a. Cursi performing "Quiero Que Me Quieras"!


LINKS

YouTube:Gael Garcia Bernal - Quiero Que Me Quieras

The Indian Elections: Shubho Ghosh's Brilliant Analysis


My old pal, Shubho Ghosh just did a brilliant analysis of the recently concluded Indian Elections. Enjoy!

PS. And yes, that is Shubho with Sarah Michelle Geller!

My take on Indian Parliamentary elections is below:

1) The CPM is routed in its home base of West Bengal and Kerala: and will not play spoiler/drag in the next government.

2) Clear mandate for 'national' parties: Indian democracy is maturing to a 2 party system like the US, with a right-wing, 'pro-business' (ala BJP --> Republican) party and a Centre-left (Congress --> Democrat). This is a simplistic comparison of course and more intricate differences exist. Like the Democrats in the US and their ACLU affiliations, the Congress party's electoral strength typically comes from the working class and labor; see point 2 below.

3) Congress's Rural Employment Guarantee Scheme and Loan Waivers to Farmers was an inducement too good to resist for those affected. Effective populism, focused on India's masses, that paid off. In perspective the issues that won the election were nuanced, India-centric economic issues. Issues such as religion, the situation in Pakistan, plight of Sri Lankan Tamils, World Economic woes interestingly played a lesser role. The sentiment this time round was "what have you done for me lately" and "what are you going to do again tomorrow?"

4) Rahul Gandhi's UP and Bihar Strategy also pays off big-time: by foregoing the lazy option of aligning with regional parties instead of going it alone. The Congress gains in UP along with point 1 above (gain in CPM dominated Kerala) sealed the deal this election. Regional satraps like Lalu Yadav in Bihar, Mayawati in UP were punished by the electorate for being too opportunistic. Also Rahul Gandhi's strategy to field new younger candidates pays off by drawing large swathes of first-time voters.

5) The numbers: Congress-led UPA alliance 236 + leading in 23 for a total of 259, a net gain of 79 seats from last elections. 272 needed for a simple majority so expect some smaller parties to gravitate to the UPA. The gains come from the Left, which had a net loss of 31; the 'fourth front' - a potpourri of smaller parties waiting for the 'incentive' to join the winning coalition, with a net loss of 35; and the main rival BJP party (and its NDA alliance) with a net loss of 15.

6) What happens next? More of the same, i.e. a Congress government with Manmohan Singh, with less of a drag from coalition partners that are no longer needed (i.e. the left, Lalu Prasad Yadav and his histrionics). Some smaller parties will gravitate towards the Congress which will get to the 272 mark and beyond.

7) Five Doscos got elected as MPs: Jyotiraditya Scindia (Congress), Rahul Gandhi (Congress), Jatin Prasad (Congress), Kalikesh Deo (BJD), Dushyant Singh (BJP). Saurabh Singh (Congress) unfortunately lost this time...but continues to remain an MLA (State-level legislature).

19 May 2009

You'd Be Happy Too...


...If you were Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi and had just bucked all the odds to come out on top in the recently-concluded Indian Elections.


LINKS

NYT: India's Governing Coalition Scores Decisive Victory in Parliamentary Races

Another Earthquake

All right, so we could barely feel it at work.

But then, according to USGS, it was a 4.1 earthquake in Hawthorne, CA - pretty close to where we live, and very close to where it happened a couple of days ago!

Uh-oh!

18 May 2009

Leave Tendulkar Alone!


Okay, so I'm not the biggest Sachin Tendulkar fan (I've always been a Rahul Dravid man myself), but I have to admit that this all-or-nothing approach the Media takes with him is a bit much. It's feast or famine with him, literally.

Case in point, a recent recap of the Mumbai Indians narrow loss to the Rajasthan Royals in the IPL titled: The Brittle Master.

The columnist takes Sachin to task for lowering himself and Sanath Jayasuriya into the middle order because the Indians had collapsed every time they had failed to fire in their previous matches. Umm, that sounds reasonable to me. The columnists then questions Sachin's decision to hold back a little bit while building a foundation and then cutting loose. Again, seems reasonable to me.

And then, after the Indians lost coming this close to pulling the match out (being outfoxed by Shane Warne, who apparently really should have been the Australian Captain all along), the columnist ends with this: "India collapsed then, Mumbai choked now. The Tendulkar shadow refuses to leave Mumbai."

India collapsed then? And now his shadow refuses to leave Bombay?

Come on man, come on!


LINKS

CricInfo: The Brittle Master

California Cannot Be Governated



A very interesting analysis by The Economist looking into the many issues bedeviling California.

Apparently, it mostly has to do with the redistricting that sends nutjobs from the Right and Left into the State Legislature where they spend all their time arguing and not enough time doing anything.

Of course, if we only we had a tough, no-nonsense, East European hard-a** to partner up with a laid-back rebellious cop and clean stuff up...

Click below to read the article.


LINKS

The Economist: The Ungovernable State

Kolkata Finds New Ways To Lose


The Kolkata Knight Riders have found a few novel ways to lose during IPL 2.

I think there was a tie that they lost in the Super Over, I think they were on the receiving end of the fastest century in IPL history, and now they have lost on the last ball.

The last ball!

Calcutta gave up 26 runs off the last over to the Deccan Chargers! 26 runs!

Good to know that the CPM was faring just as well in the Elections back in Cal.


LINKS

CricInfo: Rohit Breaks Kolkata Hearts

17 May 2009

Earthquake - Update

Quick update, according to Google Maps and Earthquake.USGS.Gov the first earthquake was centered very close to us:



The aftershock was even closer:

Earthquake! But We're Okay


Wow, that was probably the biggest earthquake we've felt for a while.

Dori ran and hid under the bed. Stuff fell all around us.

Our artwork was all askew, we lost some glasses and other stuff, but the main thing is that TBH, Dori and I are all okay, just a bit frazzled (it felt big).

I'm probably mad that the one of the few wine glasses we lost was the one we got from the charming Moulin a Vent vineyard in Beaujolais. We had such a great time there; Marc Combier knew the owner and Mesho, Mashi, Rohini, Siddhartha, Ma, Baba, TBH, and I were all wined and dined to within an inch of our lives.

Oh well, I guess I'll always have the memories!

The Reports Of The King's Death Have Been Somewhat Exaggerated



My old pal Doney Joseph gave me the greatest news this morning: Roger Federer (finally) beat Rafael Nadal.

And he beat him on Clay (ending Nadal's incredible 33-match winning streak).

And he beat him in the Finals.

And he beat him to win a Masters tournament (the Madrid Masters).

And he beat him in front of his countrymen.

Okay, before I start doing cartwheels, you have to realize that Rafa was involved in an epic, epic, semi-final confrontation with Novak Djokovic...


...wherein he saved three match points, survived the longest best-of-three-sets match in Open history (4 hours 3 minutes...four hours!!), saved three match points (three!), and finally persevered 3-6, 7-6 (7-5), 7-6 (11-9).


You have to realize that Rafa is much more like Tiger Woods than Rog is. He's going to remember this, and thrash Rog when they meet again in the French Open final.

But for today, for the briefest of moments, Rog is back, and I'm going to be happy about it!




LINKS

The Times: Roger Federer claims emotional victory
Tennis-X: Nadal Turns Away Djokovic in Magical 3-Set Epic

14 May 2009

Archiving Articles...The Old Fashioned Way

Per The New Yorker:



The Better Half
is not amused.

Bad Andy Music Newsletter 15 May 2009


Great music recommendations from my colleague "Bad" Andy Abdelmalek.

The boy knows his music!

Hi All,
Almost Summer....

Try Some new music ...

During some free time, take a few minutes and try something different, you might find your new favorite band......

please feel free to share this list with anyone

Alternative:


Ladyhawke - try "Magic" (HIGHLY Recommended) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy3t6dDyXHg
Matt & Kim
try "Daylight" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgBeu3FVi60
Big B try "Sinner(feat. Scott Russo from Unwritten Law)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=borwYU3GEb4
Ballyhoo! - try "Alcohol Looks Beautiful Tonight" (recommended, fun song) http://www.myspace.com/ballyhoo
Silversun Pickups - try "Panic Switch" (the girl in this band went to my high school) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG8fugqFn9Q
Spoon - try "Rhthm and Soul" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blnj2kUTrWg
Nickel eye - try "Brandy of the Damned (Mark Ronson Remix feat Wale)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kOLgi2UVUU


Mellow Alternative:

Ed Harcourt- try "Catepillar" http://www.myspace.com/edharcourt
The Sea and Cake - try "Weekend" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd1-pkdi5BI
Little Joy - try "The Next Time Around" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxEpngNm_Us
Sara Lov - try "New York"(recommended, very pretty song) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2OVAspLrX4
Ida Maria- try "Keep Me Warm" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BixNiSRm6NA
Andrew Bird - try "Fitz and the Dizzyspells" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHWeei9iMTE
The Script - try "Before the Worst" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3diWsUZp_Kk



Electronic/Dance: (all recommended)

Deadmau5 & Kaskade- try "I Remember" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzcXj40PCmY
Friendly Fires - try "Paris (Aeroplane Remix)"(HIGHLY recommended) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISAtum_tDjQ
The Golden Filter
- try "Solid Gold" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcO4DUSUWcA
The Presets - try "Girl and the Sea" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuvXn0IXtkg


EMO/Punk/Pop:

Closure in Moscow try "Sweetheart" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJvwIe7pUOE
Sparks the Rescue try "Autumn" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGydTUAxF8
The Dangerous Summer try "Where I want to be" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZonO6qfJj3M
Say Hi - "November Was White, December was Grey"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03vuiCMvr7I&feature=PlayList&p=194F4B4EB167854B&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=15


Folk/Rock:

Connor Oberst and The Mystic Valley Band try "Nikorette" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxNPLSZTJA0
Pete Yorn - try "Don't Wanna Cry" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrfwtGM4BFM

13 May 2009

Analog Facebook

Per The New Yorker:

Cultural Differences Between the US and the UK



Courtesy of somebody called Kevin in my FriendFeed.

Pretty funny, but I'm still not sure how the h*ll FriendFeed works, or what the h*ll it is.

Best Song, Ever!



So, there we were, The Better Half and I, stuck for an hour and forty-five minutes (no joke) in the Coachella parking lot after the Saturday festivities were over.

And then this song came on, un, on TBH's Sirius, Channel 26, the unfortunately re-titled XMU (Left of Center sounded much better, no?): "Death" by White Lies.

OMG!

Best song, ever!

It's a little bit of Pulp meets stellastarr*, with a just a dash of Joy Division and then that little sprinkling of The Killers.

Add it all up and you get a whole lot of awesome!

Click below to watch the very cool Gus Van Sant meets Steven Spielberg by way of Tamara Jenkins video.


LINKS

YouTube: White Lies - Death

12 May 2009

Oye Jingul!



My colleague Shaz pointed me in this direction.

It's a little Nick India (a.k.a. Nickelodeon India) promo called Punjabi Jingle Bell.

Two words: hy-larious!

Wonder what the Bengali version would sound like?

Click below to watch the video.


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YouTube: Punjabi Jingle Bell

11 May 2009

Kermit Has Competition


I'm still trying to get my head around the LeBron James - Kobe Bryant Muppets commercial that Nike is running.

Now, I'm a Kobe Hater, but putting that aside, I think it would've been much better to have done a LeBron - Dwayne Wade commercial. But D-Wade sponsors Converse, so there you go.

Creepy? Weird? Strange? WTH? All of the above, man, all of the above.

Click below to watch the commercial.


LINKS

YouTube: Nike MVPs Most Valuable Puppets "(Chalk)"

Great Justin Timberlake Does It Again


Grear, just bloody great, Justin Timberlake does it again.

I mean fine, Andy Samberg earned my undying loyalty because of Hot Rod (the greatest undiscovered cult comedy of the last 10 years), but now Justin Timberlake has joined him with yet another amazing Saturday Night Live short.

And just in time for Mother's Day!

Click below to watch the video.


LINKS


YouTube: Mother Lover

06 May 2009

Stay Classy Prince Of Calcutta


I have to admit, I was thinking of turning into a complete d**k at work, and then I came across this little tidbit in Lawrence Booth's latest The Spin (excellent weekly Cricket round-up, you must subscribe - link below).

Thanks Sourav Ganguly, for once again showing us how not to behave when things don't necessarily go your way.

The older I get, the more realize that taking the high road is always the best way to go!


Not many aspects of Kolkata Knight Riders' IPL experience can be called world-class, but Ganguly's extended grump around the stadiums of South Africa has been in a league of its own. You may recall that Ganguly's sense of injustice began to fester a while ago when John Buchanan unveiled his mad-cap multiple-captains plan, a scheme that was regarded with such warmth that it was dropped on the eve of the tournament. The one true captain's armband was then passed to Brendon McCullum, whose form promptly disintegrated. Kolkata have so far won
one game out of eight.

Now the Spin isn't for a moment suggesting Ganguly is in any way smug about this turn of events. But you couldn't exactly accuse him of providing his captain with unequivocal support either. Last week, the KKR troops appeared for an utterly surreal Q&A at a Durban cinema. McCullum, as ever, answered every irritating question with commendable clarity and attention. When Ganguly responded to one query with the very definition of terseness, the look on McCullum's face said "fair enough, Sourav: a short answer, but I respect you for that".

But when Ganguly - who alone seemed responsible for most of the tension in the room - was asked whether he would have made any decisions differently as captain, he shouldered arms regally at the opportunity to support McCullum. "I don't think I'll be able to answer that question," he dead-panned. This time McCullum looked about as stunned as he politely could. It was once said of Ganguly that his cover-drive was second only to God's. But if the Almighty can sulk better than this, the Spin would love to see it.



Stay classy, my Prince of Calcutta.


LINKS

The Guardian: The Spin

04 May 2009

A Walk Down An Exoticized Memory Lane



Somini Sengupta must be stopped!

She is the India Bureau Chief for The New York Times and has a long history of completely, and irrevocably, exoticizing India.

She almost exclusively focuses on the negative in her articles, and this one on Calcutta is no different. [Though you would expect a PC publication like The New York Times to use Kolkata more definitively.]

Some choice lines:

"A return home to the chaotic streets...becomes a time-shifting journey between the past and the present."

"[T]he thick velvet curtain the immigrant child draws over memory."

"The only thing more confounding than going to Calcutta was coming home to suburban Southern California."

"Calcutta today is as parochial as it is modern."

"[T]he city has revealed itself to me slowly, opening one sleepy eye at a time."

"[I]t is perfectly acceptable to start up a conversation with strangers, whether about the rain or Shakespeare."

"[A] journey through the grimy layers of time."

"History is inscribed on every lane, like tattoos on an aging diva."

"Now New India pokes its finger into Calcutta’s languid belly."

"Calcutta Deco details tossed away like fish-heads."

"Jackals...like to watch golf."


Thanks NYT, at least this is what I expected. What next, a walk around Ballygunge with Jhumpa Lahiri? Nope that's The New Yorker's job.

Thanks to my friend Doney Joseph for alerting me to this.

Now I'm off to talk to strangers about the rain and Shakespeare to practice for the next time I'm back in Calcutta.

Click below to read the article.



LINKS


NY Times: A Walk in Calcutta

01 May 2009

The Wrongest Swine Flu Mention Yet!

Courtesy of my colleague Matt Matyas:



Fell free to send the hate mail his way!

30 April 2009

How Can I Tell If I Have Swine Flu?



Are you completely worried that you might have the Swine Flu?

Click on the link below (courtesy of colleague Matt Matyas) for some easy instructions and information on how to deal with this pandemic.


LINKS

DoIHaveSwineFlu.org

29 April 2009

The King Really Is Dead



While Rafael Nadal was out-Tigering Tiger Woods and out-Rogering Roger Federer (the dude just won two major clay-court tournaments for the fifth straight year, the Monte Carlo Masters and the Barcelona Open), Federer was not-so-quietly imploding.

Nadal's match record for 2009 is 33-3, with four titles including the Australian Open, and two Masters Series tournaments (including the big one at Indian Wells).

He has a 25-match clay-court winning streak. He already has 35 ATP titles (going an astonishing 35-9 in finals). He has 14 Masters Series titles. Since 2005 he is, wait for it, a ridiculous 142-4 on clay.

Roger is 18-5 this year. If you take last year's US Open out of the mix (which is looking more and more like a fluky win), then he hasn't won a tournament of note for about two years now.

Two years!

It just breaks my heart!

I will ruminate about this in great length later, but for now check out two excellent articles looking at what happened to him.

So sad, so very sad!


LINKS


Newsweek: The Federer Fade
BleacherReport: Roger Federer Struggles in His New Tennis World

28 April 2009

Old Guys Getting It Done!


Yup, oldies-but-still-goodies Sachin Tendulkar and Sanath Jayasuriya put on a clinic in the Mumbai Indians thrashing of my beloved Kolkata Knight Riders yesterday in their IPL match.

Sachin scored 68 from only 45 balls and Jayasuriya kept pace with a blitzkrieg 52 from 32. Between the two of them they had eight 4s and eight 6s!

In reply, the erstwhile Prince of Calcutta Sourav Ganguly tried his best with a 30-ball 34, but Calcutta had no shot.

As Cricinfo said, Sachin and Jayasuriya "with a combined age of nearly 76, treated Port Elizabeth to the cleanest, purest exhibition of batting that this season of the IPL has seen."

Talk about old guys getting it done!


LINKS

CI: Tendulkar And Jayasuriya Overwhelm Kolkata

Be Still My Beating Heart



Okay, so Sylvester Stallone has put together the best cast, ever! for his upcoming The Expendables (memorably nicknamed Inglorious Old Basterds by SlashFilm).



I am talking about Randy Couture, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Eric Roberts, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, and the great Jason Statham.

Then came word that the fantastic Danny Trejo was joining the cast.



And then came word that Robert Rodriguez has finally decided to make that fake Machete trailer from Grindhouse into a real movie!

Oh my God!



In the meantime, mark your calendars for 23 April 2010 - that's when The Expendables explodes on to screens!



LINKS


Variety: Robert Rodriguez Wields Machete
SlashFilm: Danny Trejo Joins The Expendables

23 April 2009

I'm Not Sayin'...

...but I'm sayin' that The New Yorker usually knows what it's talkin' 'bout:



Top 5 Worst Tweets Ever




Great little article on Silicon Alley Insider (or is it The Business Insider) on the Top 5 Worst Tweets Ever.

My favorite was the one about the recently-hired girl who slammed her future employers, who found her not-so-flattering tweet and fired her. The company, oh, a little outfit called...Cisco.

Wait, shouldn't I be talking about this on Twitter? Or should it be "Tweeting on Tweeter"?

Kids these days...


LINKS

SAI: Top 5 Worst Tweets

22 April 2009

More Disco Dancer

More Disco Dancer



Here is a summary of the plot from IMDB and Wikipedia:

An aspiring disco dancer (Jimmy) vows revenge on an underworld boss (Oberoi) after the boss beats his mother (Ma) after the dancer defeats the boss's son (Oberoi Jr.) in a disco dancing competition leading to the son's nervous breakdown. To make matters worse, the boss then mistakenly kills the mother after rigging the dancer's electric guitar to 5,000 volts of pure electricity.

Now, the disco dancer must fight the boss's goons, his new manager's (Mr. Brown) skepticism, his own guitar phobia, and (perhaps most importantly) strong competition from Team Africa and Team Paris at the International Disco Dancing Competition to exact his revenge and win the heart of the boss's beautiful daughter (Rita).

Here are some choice quotes from the classic movie (courtesy of Wikipedia):

"Don't you know the difference between green room and bedroom?" - Mr. Brown

"He's got guitar phobia. A guitar killed his mother." - Oberoi

"The bastard's killed seven people in London. And there was a very famous singer... I don't know his name, but he murdered him too. The bastard's a top class criminal." - Goon to Oberoi

"These are the tears of a popular famous artist." - Jimmy

"Come, sing, and conquer!" - Mr. Brown

"Mother, I have my music. I will sharpen this music like a sword and stab the city's heart with it." - Jimmy

M.I.A. And Disco Dancer

Disco Dancer

You know that really catchy M.I.A. song, "Jimmy"?




Well, the entire backbone of that ditty is comes from a song in the classic Bollywood film Disco Dancer.

Disco Dancer was released in 1983, at the height of Bollywood's Brown-sploitation phase, and featured the talents of two of the greatest Bengalis ever to work in mainstream Indian cinema: the music maestro Bappi Lahiri and the great actor Mithun Chakraborty.

Here is a video of "Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Aaja"...somewhere my friend Andre Koutouza is smiling.




Why? Apparently this was a huge hit in the former Soviet Republic when he was growing up.

Vodka and Mithunda...now that is the way to make it through a Russian winter!

Don't Let This Dog Near My Bags


My colleague Mark "_mC" Contreras's little Daschund Peanut is apparently missing out his true calling: Security Dog.

Click on the link below to check out the awesome video!

LINKS

Peanut The Security Dog

17 April 2009

13 April 2009

Hey There Bo

Great shot of President Obama jogging with his new puppy Bo on an "trial" visit to the White House on 15 March 2009.



Apparently, there is some controversy about whether Bo truly is a rescue dog or not. I think FOX News is going to have a field day with that.




LINKS

AP: Is Obama dog a rescue or not?

12 April 2009

This Is The Way I Like To See Tiger...

...In the woods, so to speak.

After losing out to "The Duck" (a.k.a. Angel Cabrera), this is what the erstwhile Greatest Human Being Alive (Tiger Woods) said:

"I fought my swing all day and was just kind of band-aiding it around. And [I] almost won the tournament with a band-aid swing today."


And that's it, that's all he said. This is exactly the kind of curt, post-loss interviews that has made Serena Williams such a gracious loser.

Stay classy Tiger, stay classy...



20 March 2009

Slumdog basu!


Courtesy of my old friend Erik Tarui.

Nice job, apparently he used an old photo of me he found online of me directing my student short. Sigh, remember those days...

24 February 2009

Finally, Proof That I'm, You Know, A Photographer


Pretty amazing huh?

That's my little sister Chhoto, taken a week before her French wedding at Giverny, the home of a little painter we like to call Claude Monet.

LINKS



04 February 2009

Sometimes All Your Cat Wants To Do Is Surf...


And then she sees the end of poor Roger Federer and even she has to look away...