Wait, It Must Be My Birthday...

...because I was cruising along at very high speeds (the traffic was in the other direction for once) and suddenly noticed a cop car right behind me, oh no...




...when he flashed his headlights, oh no...


...so I moved over one lane, oh no...


...and the cop just sped past me...


...he was just tailgating me!

Something worked out in my favor?!

Wow, it must be my birthday!