Kobe Bryant: Strongside/Weakside

Ah, leave it to The Onion to tell it like it is about Kobe Bryant.



My favorites:

"Elevates game play of those around by pushing them out of his way."

"Is an insufferable prick, which makes him extra-marketable at this dark time in our nation's history."

And of course:

"Exceptional ball-handling skills while raping."

Thanks to my colleague Bartley Edmund Jenniches IV for point it to my attention.


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