Joe Pa: King of the One-Liners


Everyone's favorite octogenarian (literally, he's 80 years old) football coach, Joe Paterno, got into a bit of a traffic dust-up the other day.

Apparently he got out of his car, walked up to the female driver, wagged his finger and said, "Be careful, I have your license number, and I will call the police on you."

At that point the driver's husband turned to Joe Pa and said: "That's my wife you're talking to."

And that's when good ol' Joe Pa turned to him and, without missing a beat, said:

"That's your problem."

Classic!